Things I Learned as a P.E. Teacher

• Gymnasiums amplify noise by a million.
• There are hundreds of variations for every game...and each of your students will know a different one.
• 8th graders can be really pleasant...or really evil.
• They think all their regular P.E. teachers are "weird".
• P.E. teachers ARE usually kinda weird, you gotta admit.
• "Greg & Steve" CD's are still great teaching tools for the little ones.
• In games of "Freeze", boys will ALWAYS fall on the floor at the last minute.
• A whistle is a necessity.
• I really should have stretched this morning.