Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fun With Kindergarteners.


(After singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
Me: What do you suppose stars are made of?
Student 1: DIAMONDS!!
Me: Well, they're sparkly like diamonds, but that's not what they're made of.
Student 2: Light?
Me: What makes the light?
Student 3: The moon!
Me: Yes, the moon makes lots of light! But what do you think the stars are made of?
Student 4: Snow! (Why not...everything else around here is made of snow...)
Me: Nope- snow is very cold, but stars are made of something very hot!
(Lots of hands up)
Student 5: TWINKS!

Guess it's too early for that science lesson :)

3 comments:

Kevin said...

Technically the moon does not make light, but i'll let it slide. I doubt they would understand the whole sun reflecting light off the moon so we can see it fact.

Love the stories.

bobby said...

Ha! Sounds like a Monty Python scene from Holy Grail.

"What else floats?"
"Very small rocks"
"A duck!"
"So if she weighs as much as a duck...she's a witch!!"

Trish said...

Oh my gosh, your posts on the classes you teach are my FAVORITE!!! Keep them coming. They actually ALWAYS get me busted not 'working' but horsing around on the internet at work!